How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.