How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.