How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Previous Random Joke Next
Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the chicken happy?

A: Everything was eggcellent.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.