Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Herbal Tea Jokes More Herbal Tea Jokes

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.