Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

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What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.