Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.