Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.