Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.