What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.