What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.