What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank