Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.