Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.