Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.