Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry