Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1