Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...