Boyfriend Jokes

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

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How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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Boyfriend Jokes

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute?

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

What is your sin, child?

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

Why did the nuke switch course?

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

Why did Medusa order pizza?

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

Why are powerpuff girls sad?

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

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