How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"