Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

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Who wins the election?

America.

What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.