Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.