How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How does Hillary's email server feel?

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.