How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running