How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)