What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.