What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )