Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned