Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ?

Alceste to meet him later !

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!