Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.