Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.