Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )