What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.