How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"