How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!