How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"