What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.