Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.