Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK