Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks