Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!