Helium Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.