Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!