Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!