What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium