What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.