What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny