What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.