What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!