What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.