What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !