Pour Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Coffee Mug

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Coffee Mug

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.