What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.