What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee