What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.