What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.