Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.