Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

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Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.