What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.