What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.