What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.