How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What do you call a criminal that cant see?

A macular degenerate.