How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!