How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.