What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.