What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal