What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas