What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

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Alexander Fang

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Because they have electric 'eels !

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He wanted their soles.

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No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Ice lolly !

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A DOH-berman!

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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Hollandaise.

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Holland.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."