Prop Jokes

Why couldn't the set designers plane take off?

Because it was a prop.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Holland Jokes More Holland Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Blank Jokes More Blank Jokes

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.