Prop Jokes

Why couldn't the set designers plane take off?

Because it was a prop.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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Blank Jokes More Blank Jokes

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Holland Jokes More Holland Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot