Prop Jokes

Why couldn't the set designers plane take off?

Because it was a prop.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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Holland Jokes More Holland Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Wooden Shoe Jokes More Wooden Shoe Jokes

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Blank Jokes More Blank Jokes

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.