Prop Jokes

Why couldn't the set designers plane take off?

Because it was a prop.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Holland Jokes More Holland Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.