Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!