Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

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What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!