Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

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How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!