What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

Because of their Koala Tea