Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.