Why did Turkey disappear?

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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Because Austria was Hungary.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish