Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey?

A jerkin Turkin

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.