Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.