What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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A minor

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.