Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.