How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking