How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking