Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks