Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting