What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.