Lettuce alone without dressing.
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Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Attire.
Dress her up as a choir boy!
Because it's all heart.
It had run out of lettuce
By Spaghett-e-mail!
because she lost the recipe.
Because they cantaloupe...
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Just kidding he did
He had a lot of aspirations.
Because they can't put their finger on it.
I can't remember.