Honeymoon Salad Jokes

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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