What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.