What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak