What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...