What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.