What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !