What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.