Flavor Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Umami Jokes More Umami Jokes

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.