Flavor Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Pace Jokes More Pace Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

Chicken Broth Jokes More Chicken Broth Jokes

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-