ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Aspirin sorry guys
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/