ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/