ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.