What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.