What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.