What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.