Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells