Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells