Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.