What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Dog Favorite Jokes More Dog Favorite Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro