How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!