Bark you car on the drive !
A windshield viper.
I've been through a lot.
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
The umbrella can be shut up.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark