What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.