What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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Carlos.

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.