What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.