What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

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What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.