What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Valet Jokes More Valet Jokes

What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker