When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.