What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Dvd Player Jokes More Dvd Player Jokes

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

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What black and yellow and makes you laugh when it goes off a cliff?

A school bus full of black people (Sorry for racism, it is just a joke, nothing personal)

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.