What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.