What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

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Waiting for him to show up.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player