What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player