Waiting for him to show up.
They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
A dead baby can feed a family of four
A doctor you racist.
Because its hard to run in squares !
Deciding which to tell people first.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
