Waiting for him to show up.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
He was always standing up on the job!
Hey. Watermelawn.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?