What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?