What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.